Constructive laziness: Ease up on post-hurricane yard fuss

Excerpt from my upcoming book CONSTRUCTIVE LAZINESS: How to help Mother Earth and all Her creatures by slacking off and doing as little as possible:

“People who feel like they URGENTLY have to clean up hurricane debris from their yards, when the wind hasn’t even died down all the way; and furthermore, who side-eye their neighbors for not jumping to it fast enough … I think those people seriously need a new hobby.

“The whole compulsion to start ‘cleaning up’ right away, it’s so uptight and Puritan. A bit of wholesome laziness is surely in order!!”